I have to keep moving forward...

[Have a very, very, very pissed off Edna on the screen. She sorta got umm....TWO LIMBS MISSING and very noticeable cleavage.Who wants to guess what she gained and gave up.]

[On the theme of being tired, it seems Edna hasn't been sleeping well at night lately. On the video screen you can see her with her head on a desk, using her hands as sorta of a pillow and surrounded by books. She doesn't have her eyes closed, in fact, she's staring at the PDA rather blankly and tiredly.

This place is such a change from her normal life of excitement that she feels like she not doing anything. It's left he restless, yet at the same time she doesn't want to do anything. Someone please force her to get up and do something!]

[Voice]

Wow. Three new people in only about a week. That's unusual.

[Action]

[Edna found a 'nice' spot outside the Gardens and transmuted some practice dummy(that look sorta like palm trees Envy) and is currently beating the shit out of them. Feel free to bother.]

If anyone's intrested, I brought some books down from the platform. They're mostly on alchemy, but if you wanna read 'em just ask.

[There are two Edna right now, both visible. The one on the left raises her arm, the one on the right raises hers. The one on the left touches her nose, the one on the right touches hers. The one on the left yells.]

Stop copying me!

[The one on the right just stands there and looks pretty until she's done yelling. Then she starts copying her again.]

[There's loud yawn and then a few moments of creaking as Edna settles into a chair.] Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. This place is so boring! There's nothing to do!

...

....Maybe I'll check out those caves I saw earlier...

[As she hasn't realized that she's already got the thing recording, there's the sound of some button being pressed and Edna cursing to herself. Then she finally figures out she had it working five minutes ago.]
 

Can anyone hear me through this? If you can, I want some explanations, the guy that brought me down here wasn't very clear about everything.
 

How did I get here? Did the gate bring me here like they did to Germany? And what's this thing in my hand? The dreams too, what's that about?